really bro why don’t you make me a sandwich and tell me all about it
the fact that there are no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
I just found Cosmos on Netflix and there is something incredibly soothing about the way it makes you feel so tiny but so significant at the same time.
My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them
I’ve seen this on my dash a few times, and each time i’ve thought “why the fuck would someone want to eat a saxophone?” I’m just now realizing that the utensils are for a size comparison…