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I'm a genderflux neutrois cupiopanromantic asexual person just trying to get by in life. Singular they pronouns are appreciated.

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the-brain-fuckler:

gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

I worked at a grocery store once and there was no aisle 13. They just skipped from 12 straight to 14. Craziness.

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glowcloud:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

thank god we finally have Men’s Laundry Products. before, men were incapable of doing laundry because the floral scents burned their skin, but now they too can wear clean clothing

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sunworldstories:

drug-st0re:

byron130:

18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

boost this because look bEES ARE DYING AND WE REALLY NEED TO HELP THEM!!!!!!

Help them, sweetlings!

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  1. spring: sad
  2. summer: sad
  3. winter: sad
  4. fall: sad but cinnamon
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deanpraying:

strangeparking:

What anon messages should look like on halloween:

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make tumblr staff find the thing

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easilyhumored:

moocowmilk:

Here we see a veteran of the skeleton war. Watch as he unwinds after a hard day.

they’re boning

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- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.
- Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

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shoonwhy:

how does it get on the ball

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thatoddtrumpetgirl:

its-ayjay:

Football season and I’m like

Band kids at sporting events

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